I bet you knew which song I was implying there. The forlorn vocals and searching lyrics filling your mind for a moment, turning your head into a radio. Or not. Makes things easier in this post if you just go along with whatever I say. :) It's been a while. Pull up a chair. I'll catch you up: If you missed the reference, I'm the small town girl who has jumped in the huge pond of Seattle. Headfirst, it feels like. Off of the really high diving board. I love it! Most of the time. I'm surrounded by very talented people, who are very kind to me. I'm pretty damn lucky, actually. But what followed me to the city is this sense of ineptitude. The talent pool is stunning around here! And so intricate, with the many social tide pools and gossip eddies. (had to continue that analogy). And people are BEAUTIFUL around here. Tall, and chiseled, and well-groomed (most of the time). Even the women. This is not hyperbole, there must be something in the water, I swear....
(I've been writer's blocked up. So today will contain the letters B, C, D, and E!) Psst! Hey! Ya you. Let me be your guide to a twisty world Just turn the corner of this craggy rock, point your curser on the eclectic forest Dive in! Cacophonous echolalia, jewels in the mud It’s business as usual here Jobs fly by overhead, some hold gems in their beaks Others have stinging ends. Look here! A fairy offers you transportation on a 2001 magic carpet It has a few miles on it, a little frayed at the ends Check the VIN number before he crabs your wallet! And in the grove wizards are weaving their words Standing on soapboxes Creating hullabaloo One has nailed a wood frame together, slapped a sign “The Wizard is In” Oh dear…do you hear that? The lascivious lizards and nylon-clad nymphs are having an orgy They wave lazily for you to join But if that’s not your thing, I suggest the Personal Pixie She has quite a list of Roy...
It was going to be the best day of Arnold's life. He had waited 3 weeks for that door bell to ring, to feel that flutter in his stomach, to take hold of that electronic pad and squiggle something close to his name. And accept the package. That glorious 6 ft package. "What did you get buddy?" The UPS guy lugged the package up the steps, ignoring the red letters of Fragile, to Arnold's dislike. "Something that is very important to me. Life changing. And fragile ." The UPS guy gave a shrug, grabbed the signature pad from Arnold's pale hands, and turned to go. "Hey," asked Arnold, "aren't you going to help me bring it inside?" The man turned back, putting up his hands. "Oh, it's too important for me to touch. Good luck buddy."And with a swagger and a sneer, Arnold was left alone. "Arnold! Aaaardoooold!" "What, mom?" "Who was that?" "No one, ...
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